The X factor-- preschool edition.

A cow is disemboweled by a newborn baby, who plucks out his heart and lifts it into the air, proclaiming "IT IS FINISHED!"

"Hey, that's m ne!" said the black man to the crippled dragon's sharpie.

Ah, damnit Earth; did you fart!?

Bodies litter the once lush planet Earth as their Titty overlords look down on them with disdain.

"U Jelly?" says the black chick with huge, poop-covered knockers.

You cut green man in half while you were high. He's gonna fuck you up, son.

The world had been flipped upside down... because of space nazis.

Two black men throw rocks at eachother. One is shooting laser beams from his forehead.

That's it... Check out my huge censor bar.

Wow that Gameboy is so fuckin' sexy.

Yes, cookies for all the gays!