Harry is amazed at the amount of extra-ciricular activities he discovers on the Marauders Map.

Psychopathic Pooh Bear has tied Chris Robin to a chair in a dark room and cut his arms off. Oh bother.

The new, hit, reality-singing competition program created by Ood Sigma.

The most frustratingly impossible four-dimensional, six-sided, multi-coloured puzzle device conceived by the dark lord Satan.

You have your mother's eyes. ...You must not be Daniel Radcliffe...

Sam sucks at poker.

The most unattractive red shirt thinks he is hot...

Red is for dead guys, commanders are yellow, You're so hot, you could break a vulcan's mellow. YAY POETRY!

Spock made a uh-oh in the captain chair.

This planet seems to be populated by tiny orange kittens...

"Oh, um... I'm s-sorry Mr. Creeper, but I'm afraid that you'll have to... have to go away... if you don't mind..... no hard feelings?"

Little Satan is fascinated by the mating patterns of dust bunnies.