spock takes a dump on the captain's chair and kirk screams SPACKKK NOOO

Spock made a uh-oh in the captain chair.

Kirk wonders who pooped in his chair. Spock, being a Vulcan and not being able to lie and all, admits that he was the one who did it.

Kirk overreacting beside a machine while Spock reassures him that he has done it.

errr... idk

It's Spock's birthday! How illogical.

Illogical stuff is occurring.

Spock does not go insane looking at the Ugliest Life Form, but he is friggin' confused.

Picard finally earns his blackbelt. His face is wonky and his ears hurt from the hits he has taken while sparring. (it's a children's class)