He was never that good at his knight job...

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Jerry gets quite a shock when Tom's class action-suit-of-one actually goes through. He has a VERY good lawyer.

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The North Korean firewall is impervious. Even to vampires.

Alt ending to Kubrick's 2001: A stick-bug exiled to space weeps as humans finally manage to blow the whole damn thing up.

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Well, we now know where the last of the buffalo went: apparently they stand sentinel guarding the last cup of Ecto Cooler Jello.

The nation's most patriotic robot has gone hay-wire! USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USA-USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Girl Scout loves her pet rabbit, even if he is a clumsy, smelly drunk.

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...Type no Evil?

Fine, you want me to come to some kind of "last supper" and it's gotta be special? Well let me just conjure this little beauty up...

A goon decides to correct Lindsay Lohan as she debates politics with a group of Mormons.

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Poke-Karaoke!

Dr. Strange tries to return a pizza.

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