Jolly mexican cactus serenading a buffalo skull. The buffalo skull has no strong emotions about the ordeal one way or the other.
Mother Earth was perpetually embarrassed by her dorky, satellite son.
The wicked witch of the south needs to relocate. The penguins there give no shit to her threats of acquirement.
With the waning popularity of poker, the Bond franchise falls back on a new card game: Go Fish.
Perhaps part of the reason the remake of The Shining bombed, was the unconventional casting choice of a bottle of mustard as Danny
Alright, Kool-Aid man. If you fess up right now, we can save ourselves all a lot of trouble. Tell me who stole the diamonds from the museum!
You've slept through the alarm again! It's probably due to the concussion.
Nobody quite expected the new flag created after Puerto Rico's statehood.
Saturn is addicted to rings. But he doesn't realize that his addictions affects those around him as well.
Giant Garfield glares down the doorway of Luigi's Buffet, desperately yearning for the lasagna inside. He is so close, yet so far away.
Hitch-hiking through the solar system is a lonely business.
Fine, you want me to come to some kind of "last supper" and it's gotta be special? Well let me just conjure this little beauty up...
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