A goose god emerges from the clouds above, ready to throw bolts of lightning at anyone who opposes his goosy love for a local mortal woman.

...then Moses parted the seas, and turned around only to realize that both his wallet and the jews he was leading where suddenly gone.

Girl sighs in annoyance as she realizes she forgot to put her pad on while on her period as she is riding her favorite white horse.

"It's not nearly as big as my thumb, but it's not the size that counts right?"

What happens when a certain videogame director does too much cocaine

A sad little castle contemplates suicide once he realizes he'll never be as cool as his older brother

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A Metroid is about to fuck Samus' shit up with TWO SWORDS

After being asked by the local GameStop employee what he has in his pockets, the man proudly emptied them with a smug look on his face.

Jewish man has to transform into his Super Shoah form in order to beat his fellow kikes in a race.

Anon screams out the word "FUN" in regards to his favorite game knowing it will cost him his life, the bomb implanted in his heart explodes.

Bags Bunny the retarded rabbit asking for a farmer's hand