A Metroid is about to fuck Samus' shit up with TWO SWORDS

After being asked by the local GameStop employee what he has in his pockets, the man proudly emptied them with a smug look on his face.

Jewish man has to transform into his Super Shoah form in order to beat his fellow kikes in a race.

A goose god emerges from the clouds above, ready to throw bolts of lightning at anyone who opposes his goosy love for a local mortal woman.

Anon screams out the word "FUN" in regards to his favorite game knowing it will cost him his life, the bomb implanted in his heart explodes.

Bags Bunny the retarded rabbit asking for a farmer's hand

A large nosed merchant plotting to ruin people's lives and demolish a well established lifestyle, as his kind usually do.

A threeway between a robot, a plant, and a cute anime girl.

The bloodied knife still in his hand, Jon had finally rid himself of his spoiled pet after years of verbal abuse.

A street side vendor harassing passers by about not having one of his meat buns in their hand.

Mr.5'11" thinks he's hot shit just because he's two inches taller than the average height for healthy men.

Mr.Gay is tied down and sacrificed to the birds