various people laugh at the crying piece of shit how dare they

Doodle or Die

jesus is talkin to this sweet mamasita and hes describing this mad awesome party he went to and shes totally surprised bc like jesus cmon

Slenderman confesses his attraction to Anon

A snotty nosed ginger kid deems that you are pie-smash worthy

EA BUYS VALUE screams the psychopath

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Doodle or Die

ronald mcdonald has some unresolved sexual tension with the kfc man

lol 420

Doodle or Die

you suck at video games that involve shooting spaceships so therefore you are worthless

a grumpy bully giant bullies small people to buy his merch or else he'll step on them how rude

"im a big fucking deal!!" a man screams from the edge of a cliff ((lol yeah right u wish))

a hoodlum was mugging a man but ran out of ammo and the victim ended up killing himself by running into a wall oops

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