A snotty nosed ginger kid deems that you are pie-smash worthy

EA BUYS VALUE screams the psychopath

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

ronald mcdonald has some unresolved sexual tension with the kfc man

lol 420

you suck at video games that involve shooting spaceships so therefore you are worthless

a grumpy bully giant bullies small people to buy his merch or else he'll step on them how rude

"im a big fucking deal!!" a man screams from the edge of a cliff ((lol yeah right u wish))

a hoodlum was mugging a man but ran out of ammo and the victim ended up killing himself by running into a wall oops

return the slab or suffer my curse

bring in the dancing lobsters

u a smooth talker aint cha ;)