Calliope is rich. Commence the flower smashing.

Someone is sorry for drawing an awesome Karkat. Don't be sorry. Err. Karkat is being karkat.

homestuck isn't stupid homie

got shot in the hand

a boy who thinks his boogers are tastey

obese tan man

green birthday cake

An old butterfly is spending the last aching days of his life in a retirement home.

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bec noir doesn't like bat frog :c

SEXY BRO SAYS HELL NO SO SEXY

Santa has been stabbed, but that won't stop him. No way will that stop him. He slowly pulls out a gun and says, "Not today motherfucker."