got shot in the hand

a boy who thinks his boogers are tastey

obese tan man

green birthday cake

An old butterfly is spending the last aching days of his life in a retirement home.

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bec noir doesn't like bat frog :c

SEXY BRO SAYS HELL NO SO SEXY

Santa has been stabbed, but that won't stop him. No way will that stop him. He slowly pulls out a gun and says, "Not today motherfucker."

if i asked for homestuck would you shoot me

wound says nope

young micheal jackson needs to check his ego