HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUILD BRIDGES WITH THIS AERIAL VIEW OF A SQUID COLONY?! OUR PEOPLE WILL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER!

After the explosion at the radioactive chemical plant, Bill knew the bugs would be bigger...but he never thought they would get this big.

Did you know that in Canada, policemen are called mounties? They ride horses! And they call it a country...that's how I do Canada

He was the grossest cupcake of the batch, nobody wanted him. This lead to a life of insecurity, his only joy being a cigarette butt.

Frank had just discovered fashion in fitted shirts, skinny jeans, and hipster glasses. But he never expected to wake up in a pool of blood.

Hipster Cat Dragon got laughed out of drama class, his purple tears stain his blue striped scarf. When would they ever learn to accept him?

The basic mantra of the Spartan: I wanna kill stuff.

Jed had a great first experience at the strip club, until he ran out of bills. He left that night with the worst blue balls of all time.

When the zombie apocalypse rolls around, I'll be safe with my flamethrower. This zombie walked right into the fire, just looking for brains.

Though Gotham needed him, though the batsignal shone brightly, Batman was fast asleep from a long day of baking assorted pastries.

Even Clouds deal with STDs. When Kenny went to pee, it hurt like hell. Little did he know the night before would precipitate into this...

At this point, the fox realized, whether the other animals agreed or not, it was time to quick talking and start dancing!