I spy a tortoise of the Galapagos, except smaller, no front legs, no tail, and chewing on a tree that has fallen over from the monsoon.

He was the grossest cupcake of the batch, nobody wanted him. This lead to a life of insecurity, his only joy being a cigarette butt.

We were at a party, his ear lobe fell in the deep, someone reached in and grabbed it, it was a rock lobsterrrrrrrr

In the marmalade forest Between the make believe trees In a cottage cheese cottage Lives Albi (albi) Albi (albi) Albi the racist dragon!

Professional sketch of the "Facebook Ninja", the man who has been killing people via their FB info, and not one lead to his true identity.

When you take a step back and look at your life, who is and who isn't a geek really doesn't matter. But the fact remains: you are a Geek.

The Irish were always against gene splicing. Though his family disagreed, this leprechaun took pride in murdering the first ever M&M cow.

Frank had just discovered fashion in fitted shirts, skinny jeans, and hipster glasses. But he never expected to wake up in a pool of blood.

A brand new type of broom is sweeping the nation!

Hipster Cat Dragon got laughed out of drama class, his purple tears stain his blue striped scarf. When would they ever learn to accept him?

Purple blobs experience racism every day. Stan was never allowed in schools, never had a dentist, and never groomed. And yet, Stan loved...

As the multicolored spaghetti grew more powerful, it chose France as its first conquest of world domination. The little French women ran.