Doodle or Die

exciting new game for all major platforms allows you to experience being sat on by the rich and powerful ruler of the land.

a man bought himself and his girlfriend drama masks instead of face masks, perfectly depicting their respective moods about the situation.

if I had a penny for every day I lived, I'd have like $84.

Doodle or Die

A political cartoon pointing out how world peace cannot be attained by use of nuclear weapons

two lines of cocaine resting on whitney houston's grave. her grave says "cocaine is a hell of a drug"

Humpty Dumpty wants to build the wall on the US-Mexican border even though when he sits on it he'll fall off and presumably perish.

someone playing Doodle or Die

her majesty the queen bee

a guy with a hotdog up his ass pissing in a golfish's mouth for not believing he's a princess

Doodle or Die

horse grazing in a field with a single tree. the horse is as big as the tree.

Doodle or Die

"We need a new drawing - draw anything you want!", the artist then drew "IDK :(" in black, then selected the color green.

the birthday boy wonders where his cupcake is, and his friend found it in a pile of poo.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

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