Humpty Dumpty wants to build the wall on the US-Mexican border even though when he sits on it he'll fall off and presumably perish.

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Welcome back to Doodle or Die, draw your favorite thing to doodle.

a man riding a bicycle down a mountain at high speeds while singing his heart out into a microphone mounted on the handlebars.

a McDonald's worker goes to work in his underwear. Yea whatever.

a chef with a mustache carrying a platter.

35 year old Kathrine D. Siemens from Indianapolis, IN colored the whole thing green. "person shooting a fox with a robotic gun" - PuppBunny

"Fuggitaboudit!" -Robert De Niro

some poor lil fella is drowning in a stream of pepto bismol leaked from the factory.

en oh spells

A man answers the question on the game show he's watching. The answer was the ancient city of Carthage. 1980s comic strip style.

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It's Christmas but... there ain't nobody raising much of a fuss.

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Hi. My name is [REDACTED]. I am a CIA agent monitoring your internet traffic. I know what kinds of weird websites you've been looking at.

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