"How did you even fit into the Titanic, Rose?"

"Wait, don't tell me - red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion! You must be a Weasley!"

A Rastafarian questioning his theological beliefs.

He died for your sins. The pain was unBEARable!

Agressive sink.

Can we pretend that oreos in the night sky are like shooting stars?

A blue worm is halfway through platform 9 and 3/4 when Dobby closes the portal. (Fucking Dobby, I swear to God.)

Girl vaccuming carrot soup into her mouth!

Polish bear!

After failing to execute the dingo (charged with baby eating) by hanging, the executioners decided to shoot him. The heartless dingo cries.

Blueprints reveal that a Deuterium-Tritum-Fusion-Reaction fuels the TARDIS!

Jimmy had always wondered where the blood in the black pudding came from. Now he finally knew...