The president's relatives, perhaps his teenage daughters, scold Barack for purchasing them an iPhone with a shit camera, instead of a Lumia.

Well you're no fucking prize either, Prince Charles!

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

"Christmas eve? What about Christmas Adam?"

"Walk into the club like whaddup I got a -- oh no oh god wrong building im so sorry continue with your funeral god bless"

"Yes I'm gay. Yes I'm half-ram. We're here, we're queer, we're half-Bovid and we're here to stay!"

The heart surgeon reached deep inside the rib cage and felt a strange phallic object wedged into the heart chamber. It was a carrot. Again?!

This Train Does Not Stop In Heartbreak, Swiss Cheese (Album Cover)

Le funny maymay

Yes. Check. Right-o. Quite. Affirmative. Indubitably so. Very well. Coolio. Awesome-possum. Agree. Hella. This. Alright, alright, alright...

"Yes, I'm the Pope! No, I don't have a chin! If you have a problem with that you can very well take it up with GOD!"

"Why do I have such rotten luck with girls? I'm handsome, smart, clever, outgoing. Could it be my gay-pride top hat? Nah, it can't be that."