She is happy with her umbrella, but her umbrella is waiting to eat her. It watches her every move. It's hungry.

Sherlock Holmes was secretly a magic 8-ball all along.

The drunk king of all ducks, lying atop his rough-hewn granite throne proclames a dark fate for our captured hero...

Quickly children, follow the armless woman to Brigadoon!

A man is deeply in love with a lamp, but is sadly unable to turn her on.

The two sock puppets stare at each other. A few threads stretch between them, barely attached. This tug of war decides who lives and dies

After feasting on Kentucky Fried Skulls, the stone demon's head pops off, bouncing erratically on a spring. It hates it when that happens.

Dapper butt defends lady's honor

Bird has perfected camouflage

This is the photo provided to the police just before Santa arrived.

Subject appears to be a cross between a pig and a sheep. The rogue geneticist has not yet been apprehended, but we must be close.

Child makes light by opening its mouth