A man is deeply in love with a lamp, but is sadly unable to turn her on.

The drunk king of all ducks, lying atop his rough-hewn granite throne proclames a dark fate for our captured hero...

Depressed and bemused purple octopus searches for meaning in its life.

The two sock puppets stare at each other. A few threads stretch between them, barely attached. This tug of war decides who lives and dies

After feasting on Kentucky Fried Skulls, the stone demon's head pops off, bouncing erratically on a spring. It hates it when that happens.

Sherlock Holmes was secretly a magic 8-ball all along.

Dapper butt defends lady's honor

Noodle armed horror screams needles at a sad person, causing him extreme pain

She is happy with her umbrella, but her umbrella is waiting to eat her. It watches her every move. It's hungry.

Bender rejects your idea

No matter what, the artificial intelligence locked inside your computer loves you. And knows all of your secrets.

Bird has perfected camouflage