A story about a woman thrust into high-fashion culture, drinks the Kool-Aid, goes into a space pod, and is then queen of the alien invasion.

Richard Simmons is disappointed in your lack of effort.

A troll has a belly button boner for hot dogs with all the toppings, including two blue drum sticks.

An invisible man suddenly shows his face and erect genitalia to a man who is so scared he falls to pieces.

An orange is not happy with his BDSM relationship with a lemon.

One of Mario's enemies

A blog about a British girl and how she struggles with her new body.

A snail is a poor excuse for exposition.

The love child of Jessica Rabbit and Johnny Bravo.

The sexiest person on earth is unable to find an equal. There is ketchup nearby.

A giant, depressed peanut is unsuccessfully trying to scare this smug fuck.

A cat is way too cool for school.