One of Mario's enemies

A blog about a British girl and how she struggles with her new body.

A snail is a poor excuse for exposition.

The love child of Jessica Rabbit and Johnny Bravo.

The sexiest person on earth is unable to find an equal. There is ketchup nearby.

A giant, depressed peanut is unsuccessfully trying to scare this smug fuck.

A cat is way too cool for school.

A story about a woman thrust into high-fashion culture, drinks the Kool-Aid, goes into a space pod, and is then queen of the alien invasion.

A man strives to come to terms with his mortality.

Mickey Mouse accepts his inevitable destruction.

A balding man's head is being sucked off.

A man is delighted to find he DOES have enough room to swing a dead cat.