*derp*

RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN' ON MAH HEAD.

PA RAPPA THE RAPPER

KAWAII

Martha Stewart on the moon.

A grumpy robot.

Some guy has pink eye and he's pretty happy about it.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

A really happy purple jellyfish.

NORTH WEST GIBBERISH

I do everything silently.

A brunette calls a blond lady to use the following pickup line: "Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"