Martha Stewart on the moon.

A grumpy robot.

Some guy has pink eye and he's pretty happy about it.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

A really happy purple jellyfish.

NORTH WEST GIBBERISH

I do everything silently.

*derp*

A brunette calls a blond lady to use the following pickup line: "Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Uterus.

A dinosaur is getting ready to hit up the bar.

Someone is punching a Satanic blond lady because she lit a Pop Tart on fire.