Dude, I know you're a tree, but it's all kinds of pathetic to be living in your mom's basement eating pizza and mountain dew at your age...
Under the sea, a rabid crab is annoyed at a broken laptop.
This dog can do something Homer Simpson never could...
This winter, the snowman finally invents a shield that protects himself from the sun's rays.
The moon showing off her new diamond ring while the earth is green with envy.
Through a busted wall a lone giant eye stares into your soul, suddenly you are filled with the dreadful urge to paint a being of great evil.
penguins in a band
Here comes Trolly Boo Boo!
A red pony explaining to his master that he murdered Gumby brutally with a knife because a sentient carrot he ate told him to.
My memory really isn't persisting the way it used to.
Robots that crush brains to stop a zombie invasion
a threatening message left with mustard.
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