I don't think that giant Praying Mantis is a good dancer. To be honest, all he did was spend 3 hours eating random audience members.

♫ Here they aaarrre. The Saddest Single Dads of the Univerrrrssee. Who will wiiiiin? They have lost everything that makes them griiiiiiin. ♫

The shit you got to put up with if you want your face on the dollar coin.

A trouble game board stalks his next victim, the horse from Monopoly. Pop-Pop motherfucker.

The last supper if everybody was canadian.

Welcome to Uncle Larry's Crazy Bargin Barn. You need tools? Well we don't have any, we only specialize in 2x4s and used afro combs.

After spending years in his underground lab. Dr. Clause was able to finish his robot that he made out of 2x4s and used afro combs.

What the fuck is with this kid. He doesn't do anything but collect 2x4s and used afro combs.

Bill finally found a treasure chest after years of using his metal detector. Sadly, the chest was only filled with 2x4s and used afro combs.

Man this candy sucks. Whenever you take a bite, it starts raining 2x4's and used afro combs. I'm definately going back to Skittles.

I didn't know what to do so I set it on fire. But that just seemed to make it worse.

After drinking a lot the night before, the Fanta Soda mascots wait for a bus.