Damn it, another Picasso Painting!? I wanted the soldier! I have the worst luck with these crane machines...

In order to state their opinions, fox pundits need to consume the flesh of fallen angels.

The wicked witch of the south needs to relocate. The penguins there give no shit to her threats of acquirement.

♫ Here they aaarrre. The Saddest Single Dads of the Univerrrrssee. Who will wiiiiin? They have lost everything that makes them griiiiiiin. ♫

Passed out from drinking to many PBRs, she dreamt of a better world where a donkey could in fact lead an all-elephant conga line.

I don't think that giant Praying Mantis is a good dancer. To be honest, all he did was spend 3 hours eating random audience members.

Now that there are no more Soviets to fight. USA-Bot is now in charge of maintaining the American flag on the Congress Building.

Hey! it's that animal I see on the discovery channel all the time but I can never remember the name of.

And here lies Stephen Hawking, well known as a huge celine dion fan.

The last supper if everybody was canadian.

Saturn is addicted to rings. But he doesn't realize that his addictions affects those around him as well.

New from Kool-Aid!!! Unkool-Aid!!! The Unkool-aid Man, with ill formed clothes and blonde mullet, wants you to hang out with him!