You are in a database of sex offenders for raping birds.
Quentin Tarantino recites poetry to Jesus
The Naked Mummy with a box on it's head has run out of toilet paper and is going on a meat cleaver rampage.
Luigi has had enough of Mario. POP POP POP WATCHIN MUTHAFUCKAS DROP!
Sandworm from Dune sneaks up on transsexual Little Red Riding Hood.
Derpy PAC MAN says "WHAT????"
Disguised octopus has stolen a handbag.
Man staring out of portal, confused that there is a soccer field... IN SPACE!!
Young lady dreaming about the Hunger Games. Fuck that, she is dreaming about eating a baby.
Small derpy kid shoots basketball out of his mouth into the hoop while SWAT team stands by to defend him from flying black dragon.
A one-eyed lemon, with an eye patch, smiles because it has a new pink comb-over hairdo.
Captain Fartpipe to the rescue!