Luigi has had enough of Mario. POP POP POP WATCHIN MUTHAFUCKAS DROP!

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Derpy PAC MAN says "WHAT????"

Disguised octopus has stolen a handbag.

Man staring out of portal, confused that there is a soccer field... IN SPACE!!

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A one-eyed lemon, with an eye patch, smiles because it has a new pink comb-over hairdo.

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I'm sorry son, I've nailed your mother to the wall.

BEHOLD! I have pulled a lemon out of the ocean!

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