The supermarket is giving away this live turkey for free because it decapitated all of the other turkeys with Samurai swords.

Doodle or Die

TINY RICK TURNS MORTY INTO A BLURPITY DURP ROBOT AGAINST HIS WILL.

The red curtain falls and the grand performance of "Of What, I Dumbass" begins!

HOLY CRAP! KNEE CAPS!

A Canary that is well equipped to consume Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.

Really thin rappers.

It's about 11:57.

No, YOUR mother!

Spoopy Furry Werewolf growls at you

Buzzwole

A snake crawls up your bum.

Doodle or Die

The poodle screeches as it stretches its hind legs.

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