Really thin rappers.

It's about 11:57.

The supermarket is giving away this live turkey for free because it decapitated all of the other turkeys with Samurai swords.

No, YOUR mother!

Spoopy Furry Werewolf growls at you

TINY RICK TURNS MORTY INTO A BLURPITY DURP ROBOT AGAINST HIS WILL.

Buzzwole

A snake crawls up your bum.

The poodle screeches as it stretches its hind legs.

The red curtain falls and the grand performance of "Of What, I Dumbass" begins!

People who have strokes enjoy two things: Speaking backwards, and drawing butts.

After the scorpion and dragonfly bred, their child killed everyone and became the one true king.