Social Darwin Zoo: only the strong survive

What would have happened if Luke skywalker's dad was Jabba the hut. (Hint, Luke would have to decide Jedi or Sith.)

A shitty proposal

My mother entering my room, seeing it's clean, then opening the closet...

Your foot smells nice. Please keep doing that.

sonic and a purple beaver start a band with guitars and washboards

Anyone feeling Sonic?

A neutral person taking action

Moles not permitted

Its always nice when hormones make vegetables the same size as their grower

I had four dollars for ice cream... then they landed somewhere I don't know

A pig rump