sonic and a purple beaver start a band with guitars and washboards

Anyone feeling Sonic?

A neutral person taking action

Moles not permitted

Social Darwin Zoo: only the strong survive

Its always nice when hormones make vegetables the same size as their grower

A shitty proposal

I had four dollars for ice cream... then they landed somewhere I don't know

A pig rump

What would have happened if Luke skywalker's dad was Jabba the hut. (Hint, Luke would have to decide Jedi or Sith.)

My cards are so good, but you'd never be able to tell by my puffy grey body

My mother entering my room, seeing it's clean, then opening the closet...