You obtained: A SLICE OF PIZZA! (+3 Health, +4 Stamina, +250 Calories)

Ninja Theory reboots the Pac-Man franchise

Queer Eye for the Straight Fly (as in a literal housefly with wings)

Michael phelps drowns in a pool of his own tears

Deadpool/Spider-Man cries because of the decreased energy associated with the male aging process

deadpool in a snowstorm

Whose Line is it Anyway

A pile of shit has SPECIAL EYES

Pink Halo greets a sheep herder

Our cat just hasn't been the same since he was dropped on its head. He didn't even notice when we wrote "No" right on his face.

Grape Planet, center of the Purple Drank system

A pair of vigilantes in the unrelenting dystopia: an anthropomorphic floating apple, and a woman with projectile lactation powers