NOBODY FUCKS WITH DA 6TH STREET PENGUINS!

drops of blood in a swimming pool

YOLO SWAGGINS (from LoTR)

Robot lords of Tokyo; smile, taste kittens

losing control of your life at 4 AM

super-mouse uses his heat vision to destroy the evidence

Jesus Christ bench pressing a lot of weight at the gym

Queer Eye for the Straight Fly (as in a literal housefly with wings)

The paperclip from Microsoft Word flees from angry punctuation marks

Jesus Christ lifting weights

This month's best employee is as cute as a cucumber

Blue turtle has detachable shell