unfortunately, the chain breaks. a country mourns.
pirate duck pontificates. look at that duck using SAT words incorrectly. not a very smart duck. who does he think hes fooling? not academia.
pac man is dying. in a cough of blood and rainbows, he weeps his final tear. a tear of blood. this is the end
at night there are no stars and no moon, only the neon of the cheap bar and that humming sound. i think its from the glowing gem over there
angry pac man seeks sustenance. he hungers. he grows impatient. we must select a sacrifice.
a fine merlot
a joyful banana lovingly peels its tiny banana friend
You Only Learn-the-unavoidable-truth-regarding-the-eventual-heat-death-of-our-universe Once
a person with strong eyebrow game is in love
appalled students take note of professor wolverine's lecture
two readheads are very confused by their sudden closeness
a man, shouting "wait," attempts to retrieve multicolored eggs