pac man is dying. in a cough of blood and rainbows, he weeps his final tear. a tear of blood. this is the end

You Only Learn-the-unavoidable-truth-regarding-the-eventual-heat-death-of-our-universe Once

unfortunately, the chain breaks. a country mourns.

pirate duck pontificates. look at that duck using SAT words incorrectly. not a very smart duck. who does he think hes fooling? not academia.

at night there are no stars and no moon, only the neon of the cheap bar and that humming sound. i think its from the glowing gem over there

angry pac man seeks sustenance. he hungers. he grows impatient. we must select a sacrifice.

a person with strong eyebrow game is in love

a fine merlot

a joyful banana lovingly peels its tiny banana friend

appalled students take note of professor wolverine's lecture

two readheads are very confused by their sudden closeness

a man, shouting "wait," attempts to retrieve multicolored eggs