Ultimate playa hater.
An alien wanting to get sucked off
Rasputin
Dead Charlie Brown
someone pooping green poo on a dinner plate.
Giant snail scares stickman
A blue bear didn't drive its car fast enough to kill someone, but still maimed them.
Sarah Palin
Jack of hearts or diamonds shooting lightning
Reggae Jesus is mad at a puddle of piss.
Jack White wants KFC
Michael Barrymore strikes again.