someone pooping green poo on a dinner plate.

Giant snail scares stickman

A blue bear didn't drive its car fast enough to kill someone, but still maimed them.

Sarah Palin

Jack of hearts or diamonds shooting lightning

Reggae Jesus is mad at a puddle of piss.

Jack White wants KFC

Michael Barrymore strikes again.

Happy chicken mum

High Expectations Wizard Father.

Ginger Cooking Mama

A Jack ain't an Ace. (Cliff Richard)