Nowhere is shit and not at all important.

A lonely pink video game controller sits inside gazing at the beautiful day through her window.

Hi, my name is Dickhead Bungle. Please ignore that my head is a big dick.

Some kind of red snake pokes his head out and says "WAI".

New Chain

Halo driving a puma wondering what if zelda was a gril.

red laser beam eyes behind pink goggles.

New Chain

A concecrated dick!

WOW! Hot a What a baabhabhiat

Humpty Dumpty has been impaled by a mountain.

Giraffe wins the olympic figure skating event.

A super sayin' enjoys receiving his "special medicine" from a green alien.

A bloody flag that enjoys going to Ichop for their famous Trees.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×