Mr. Bungle

Hi, my name is Dickhead Bungle. Please ignore that my head is a big dick.

The goomba finally gets a promotion

A goomba gets promoted to sumo wrestle with Mario.

The title of a Super mario Bros 1 strategy guide, "Mario Sucks 101"

Mexican Mario says "Yo, yo! Wasup?"

Mario turning ghetto

drunken mario

Mario lost his legs from drinking too much moonshine.

That bastard lakitu drops a "present" for Mario that cuts him in half

marioooo

Mario's friend Luigi has been killed and he has no purpose in life anymore. Should he stick with plumbing or find a new path in life...?

Mario weeping at his brother's grave, determined to avenge his death.