A duck, hopefully named Phillip, is wishing to his human to be, "I wish to be fed virgins." Obviously, this guy whack

Wow, that is quite the exquisite masterpiece you have created. Great job! This piece shows exactly how creative you are!

Illuminati, illuminate every god damned corner of this shithole.

My batman, what the fuck. You can't just be goin on a happy batman with yo gucci versace murse! Fuck man!All y'all need to learn some respect!

An Apple attendee ignores its asshole friend, Bacon, and decides, "lol watevs im cool beacuase oof dis belt."

Cupcake muffin island

Ben, the motherfuckin' elephant.

A badass, shades-wearing Majin Buu. What? Nothin' wrong with Dragonball Z!

Leela, from "Futurama", obtains 2 eyes and a penile surgery; in other words, she's a woman.

The loneliest dinosaur, all alone under a palm tree. The palm tree is concerned, and asks, "Why are you such a pussy?"

wow snail and down syndrome child die due to traumatic incident of being in the sky with a rock.

Colby wants the sex.