An Apple attendee ignores its asshole friend, Bacon, and decides, "lol watevs im cool beacuase oof dis belt."

Doodle or Die

Cupcake muffin island

Ben, the motherfuckin' elephant.

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A badass, shades-wearing Majin Buu. What? Nothin' wrong with Dragonball Z!

A duck, hopefully named Phillip, is wishing to his human to be, "I wish to be fed virgins." Obviously, this guy whack

Leela, from "Futurama", obtains 2 eyes and a penile surgery; in other words, she's a woman.

New Chain

The loneliest dinosaur, all alone under a palm tree. The palm tree is concerned, and asks, "Why are you such a pussy?"

wow snail and down syndrome child die due to traumatic incident of being in the sky with a rock.

Colby wants the sex.

Fuckin' Megan, get back in the god damn kitchen and continue to make these delicious as fuck angus beef burgers.

Ah. My foot. It is hurt.

Doodle or Die

The fate, trust, and dignity were locked in the single gaze that was handed by the black male. The child bent over to grasp his huge large c

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