Jesus takes the wheel, but he has no idea how to drive, seeing as they didn't have cars around his lifetime

The Mime made sporadic gestures to his T-Rex. Not understanding the mute command, the T-Rex guessed that he meant "do a little dance"

But the black man could not swim away from the slaving ship quick enough. The captain shot him with his musket and the black man sank

Intro to a game called Pac-Man 420, Man.

The purple fro-haired polkadotted frog monster laughed as his began to lick his captive blind man.

The stingray flew into space with the boy on his back. Unfortunately, the boy died in the vacuum of space,but the Ray says "See? The world."

The mud monster retreated back into the sewers, unbenownst to him, in the distant background, a vicious mythical creature crawled in behind

The grey-men decided that mercy wasn't an option. They began to beat the colored man to death.

Purple Hippo curses her pleasure banana back to work.

I slaughtered hen lays pathetically on the table next to a suicide note

Opposite Centaur

Little did he know, he was rolling on the ROOF laughing. He fell off.