Jesus takes the wheel, but he has no idea how to drive, seeing as they didn't have cars around his lifetime

Jesus lost control of his car and collided with a flock of geese. The collision caused the DNA of a goose to fuse with his.

Chicken Jesus runs and runs. The car crash was horrible. Traumatizing. Chicken Jesus suffers flashbacks. The horror. The horror.

Jesus duck remembers the fateful day when the car exploded.

After blowing up everything, the hen explains that it's motivation for this was doritos

The incredibly cool chicken swiftly set to opening his hard-won bag of doritos, only to remember that he had no opposable thumbs.

The director admires a frame of his new blockbuster film: Secret Agent Chicken. Chicken stands in front of a explosion with some doritos

The manager of Dixie Chicken refused to believe that the Secret, Magical Chicken advertised was not on the menu, even when given evidence.

Dixie Chicken has "Secret Magical Chicken" on the menu, but a customer is told that it does not exist. And now the trap door will open.