I waited for the bus. Why was I getting a bus? I'm just a dog. Nonetheless, it is dar. I am scared. The bus is late. I can see my thoughts.

FROGLAD! He's smokin' a spliff, causing his eyes to pop up all black. He can's see a thing, but he don't care. What a hip frog.

I am not a man. I am merely an outline of a man, lying, face down on this road. Or face up, for I do not have a face. Give me sympathy. Pls.

"Pas Dedmy" Said the bunny, trying to get those carrots. Yet his attempt is futile, and it seems he is on LSD, rather than in a field...

"NOO BROS!" He screamed as I pushed him off that cliff, into the abyss of the orange lumpy carrot soup lava. I had no expression on my face.

"Help" I cry into my mobile phone, as I see the body lying there all bloody. I look into my gray phone, and hope someone will come, soon...

A wizard makes a potion whilst a plane is on course to crash next to it.

Do you wanna go to a movie?

Dude's laughing. Insanely detailed - this guy's got a lot of time on his hands/a tablet/a PhD in art design

"FAT" Shouted Mario. He himself had gone into a sever depression when his bellybutton turned into an outy. He started eating, and got chubby

I'm surfing. Bro, this is awesome. But I've got some rubber armbands around my arms. I don't need them. I'm cooler than Chuck Norris...

The ice was cold. But I'm Bear Grylls. I can do what I want. I swam on, and passed the crowd of fans cheering me on. I want to break free...