"FAT" Shouted Mario. He himself had gone into a sever depression when his bellybutton turned into an outy. He started eating, and got chubby

I'm surfing. Bro, this is awesome. But I've got some rubber armbands around my arms. I don't need them. I'm cooler than Chuck Norris...

I waited for the bus. Why was I getting a bus? I'm just a dog. Nonetheless, it is dar. I am scared. The bus is late. I can see my thoughts.

The ice was cold. But I'm Bear Grylls. I can do what I want. I swam on, and passed the crowd of fans cheering me on. I want to break free...

Imagine a king. Now imagine his black outline. Add a beard. And some Blue hair. Now he is happy. Add a crown. He loves you. Draw him now.

I WHUT THAT BAD! LISTEN TO ME. I HATE NOT BEING LISTENED TO. I WANT TO SEE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR LIES SUFFER IN YOUR GREED SUFFER ALL ALONE IN

I am not a man. Yet I look like a man. But look at my face. Look closely, and see the demon inside me. The power of the devil compells you.

"Never". I think this aloud. All the time. As I look into the despair of my life, I consider it a waste. I am a failure despite what you say

In the year 2044 time travel has not yet been invented. But in 30 years time it will have been...

FROGLAD! He's smokin' a spliff, causing his eyes to pop up all black. He can's see a thing, but he don't care. What a hip frog.

"WTF HUH?" I cried, as I was labelled number 3. I looked up to 1 and 2. They were contempt with their labelling, me, scared to the bone.

"HERT MY" I lamented. An arrow pointed at my face, now heart shaped, my neck coming out of some man. It was clear, I was trapped online.