Garrus is displeased by recent calibrations.

An eldritch horror ascends from a piece of moldy pizza. Lovecraft would be proud of this right-angle-limbed monstrosity.

Some area in space with two moons orbiting an oval red planet. The moons are blue with white rings around them.

"Wow, this is so cool" a man exclaims as he watches his friend turn his face inside out

If someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD. It's your body!

An unfunny phrase said by unfunny people

The devil orders fries and a burger, but he walks away with just the fries

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines

BREAKING NEWS: Blue blur frightens Asian populace

A man tries to fuck an arrow. It. It doesnt go well. And then he dies from a shitty meme.

"Rape. Rape never changes." - Hideo Kojima

A transgeological cloud named Accualy cries, knowing that his parents are bigoted speciestist scum