Mysterious purple-haired Kabo?

An eldritch horror ascends from a piece of moldy pizza. Lovecraft would be proud of this right-angle-limbed monstrosity.

A phallus with a twisted plus sign adorning the left testicle and an 88 etched onto the right

The penguin was the mastermind all along.

A penguin stalks a sleeping gator

A longarmed Asian bitchslaps a man who just wants some porn

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines

BREAKING NEWS: Blue blur frightens Asian populace

Jigglypuff gonna fuck a guy up

A zoom in of Wario's face

"Wow, this is so cool" a man exclaims as he watches his friend turn his face inside out

If someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD. It's your body!