a three-eyed sphere runs from a poacher, as the Spherical Wildlife Preserve(tm) burns down around them.

Punctuation is promptly executed by the advent of text messaging

two person crabsuit for you and a friend (best friend) so you can visit the lake during crab season togeather

A cat-salamander hybrid goes to the grocery store to pick up some canned salami

A man rents some really weird porn

A doge steals the CIA's weather control machine and uses it to get revenge on his cruel owners as well as an anti-Semitic tree.

Like 100 dead Jesuses at sunset

A lonely Doritos bag is swept across a desolate highway with the last breath of a dead world.

Scrappy Doo got buff as hell #NowThatsAMystery

A cool dude with sweet pants scolds a fool for saying something entirely unacceptable.

surrealist butthole ritual (for men)

please understand when you are living PREBIRTH you cannot act as a physical man. you cannot pound or be pounded