Illuminati pyramid man with big beefy arms

surrealist butthole ritual (for men)

please understand when you are living PREBIRTH you cannot act as a physical man. you cannot pound or be pounded

two person crabsuit for you and a friend (best friend) so you can visit the lake during crab season togeather

Job training for a high-danger stripping gig

a three-eyed sphere runs from a poacher, as the Spherical Wildlife Preserve(tm) burns down around them.

sweet barbara wont stop talkin marbles at the foot of the bed. this is the way of a horrified broken man and his frozen wife

Punctuation is promptly executed by the advent of text messaging

a hotdog gives a clown some words of real advice, from one hard bud to another

a kidney with a dastardly face shaves a hapless apple.

Evil moon Jerk tricks the entire world into quoting Star Wars

A cat-salamander hybrid goes to the grocery store to pick up some canned salami